Chrome Polish vs. The Great Gatsby

At least one teenage boy cares more

About the chrome on his car

Than about where Jay Gatsby got his money

Or what the eyes of T.J. Eckleberg signify.

And who cares about Daisy and

Tom Buchanan anyway?

He just hopes that

Carla Pomeroy

Will ride with him to the Homecoming Bonfire

Because he really loves her.